You Lookin' at ME?

do not under any circumstance tolerate anyone telling you that you have 'ostrich toes' 

or ostrich wings for that matter:  this 'lady' was cooling off and had her wings unfolded.  really not charming.

You really couldn't blame her.  It was HOT.  This warthog had the right idea:

Below, one of 7 lions at the park.  we had a lengthy discussion on why the guy was going INTO the lion enclosure and leaving the gate wide open.  

Mom 1: He's able to go in b/c the lions are not in the enclosure.  (looking to Mom2, who has intimate knowledge of the strange innerworkings/nonworkings of the park)

Esssssssscuse me?  (say the moms to themselves in the park where the cheetah was killed by a wandering snake, where anthrax took the lives of some visiting pachaderms, where there are as many tortoises INSIDE the tortoise enclosure as out,  where we get ant attacks on 9/10 visits and cornered by angry peacocks (why are they always so angry?)  - Where, pray/prey tell ARE the lions).

Finn:  If they are not IN then they are OUT?  

Moms:  No, the guy is doing some work and then he's going to let them OUT.

Finn: He is going to let them out of the enclosure?

Mom1: Yes.  

Mom2: No.

Finn, who is visibly agitated, tho still upside down on the upside down bench (below) tries to decide if he believes either one of us:  Is is feeding time?

How ELSE to you sit on such a bench? and with an audience?