"It's a picture of Daddy with soccer shoes. He is wearing a jersey: #2. And there is a mosquito. He is on the grass with the grass with the mosquito next to him - he's not going to get bit because he is jumping and the mosquito is not fast enough." (From O, age 2.5)
Happy birthday to the big guy in #2 Jersey! Thing 2 told someone his dad was "almost FIFTY." But unless FPFJ is "almost 13" TJ is just one year older, wiser, kinder, sweeter.
Did I mention older?